Definitions by Mike Oxhard

cornhole

n. anus.

v. insert in anus

(origin: inspired by widespread use of corncobs for both toilet paper and butt plugs in the South and Midwest)

n. Wipe your cornhole before ya pull up yur pants, Ennis.

v. You cornhole that pig, and yur buying it.

cornhole by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

cottage cheese diet 

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .

1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!

cottage cheese diet by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

white elephant 

1. the obese white women preferred by African American males.

Brothers who date white chicks are usually just thinning the herd of white elephants.

white elephant by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

bunghole fever 

An obsession to try anal sex.

Ever since he saw that porno, he's had bunghole fever.

bunghole fever by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006

ground hog dump

a bowel movement that is so large and impacted that you can squeeze out a portion, but can't pinch it off, so it goes back in.

After that ground hog dump, I need some laxatives.

ground hog dump by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006

near queer 

Not quite openly gay or consciously aware of being gay.

He said he's not gay, but he's sure as hell near queer.

near queer by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006

metrosexual 

A flaming, obvious homosexual, who nonetheless claims to be hetero, fooling only women, but not gay or straight men. May still be in denial about his sexual orientation, but can't suppress the fashion sense.

GIRL: He's not gay, he's a metrosexual!
GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you?
GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...

metrosexual by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006