Mike Jones's definitions
by mike jones March 14, 2005
Get the nwamug. a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.
friend#1:hey allende
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
by mike jones September 2, 2008
Get the Umpedemug. A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.
by Mike Jones February 9, 2005
Get the Punch 'Em Pokermug. by Mike Jones May 24, 2004
Get the heavy weight champmug. the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.
SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.
by Mike Jones May 27, 2004
Get the privatemug. Short for Counselor In Training at Chinese Community Center.
1st generation consisted of Hung, Dung, Tim and Mike. Also known as PROS....Skills include mopping skills, CPR certified, Raving skills, too many to name.
2nd generation consist of Hung, Dung, Tim, Derrick, Shuyan. Skills include too many to name.
3rd generation consist of teeny boppers that go to hang out. Skills included none.
1st generation consisted of Hung, Dung, Tim and Mike. Also known as PROS....Skills include mopping skills, CPR certified, Raving skills, too many to name.
2nd generation consist of Hung, Dung, Tim, Derrick, Shuyan. Skills include too many to name.
3rd generation consist of teeny boppers that go to hang out. Skills included none.
example #1
CIT: Hey, go mop the fucking floor!
Boy: Yes sir.
example #2
I remember back in 1998 when it was cool to be a CIT, now it 2005 and it's played out.
CIT: Hey, go mop the fucking floor!
Boy: Yes sir.
example #2
I remember back in 1998 when it was cool to be a CIT, now it 2005 and it's played out.
by Mike Jones July 14, 2005
Get the C.I.T.mug. by Mike Jones January 10, 2004
Get the Why wouldn't ya?mug.