Mike Jones's definitions

nwa

best rap group ever only real gangsters..stayed true threw everythign

them niggas is crazy mane

by mike jones March 14, 2005

C.I.T.

Short for Counselor In Training at Chinese Community Center.

1st generation consisted of Hung, Dung, Tim and Mike. Also known as PROS....Skills include mopping skills, CPR certified, Raving skills, too many to name.

2nd generation consist of Hung, Dung, Tim, Derrick, Shuyan. Skills include too many to name.

3rd generation consist of teeny boppers that go to hang out. Skills included none.

example #1
CIT: Hey, go mop the fucking floor!
Boy: Yes sir.

example #2

I remember back in 1998 when it was cool to be a CIT, now it 2005 and it's played out.

by Mike Jones July 14, 2005

Why wouldn't ya?

Question. For answer see Well you would

Greg is contemplating a goon layback

Greg - Why wouldn't ya?

Mike - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

heavy weight champ

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

by Mike Jones May 24, 2004

Punch 'Em Poker

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.

"Look at this fucking Bruise"

- Mike Jones

by Mike Jones February 9, 2005

private

the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.

SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

the marvelous

taking the whole dick down the throat.

i got the marvelous last night

by Mike Jones April 15, 2004