Definitions by Mike Jones
Umpede
a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.
friend#1:hey allende
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
Umpede by mike jones September 2, 2008
65 by mike jones July 29, 2006
C.I.T.
Short for Counselor In Training at Chinese Community Center.
1st generation consisted of Hung, Dung, Tim and Mike. Also known as PROS....Skills include mopping skills, CPR certified, Raving skills, too many to name.
2nd generation consist of Hung, Dung, Tim, Derrick, Shuyan. Skills include too many to name.
3rd generation consist of teeny boppers that go to hang out. Skills included none.
1st generation consisted of Hung, Dung, Tim and Mike. Also known as PROS....Skills include mopping skills, CPR certified, Raving skills, too many to name.
2nd generation consist of Hung, Dung, Tim, Derrick, Shuyan. Skills include too many to name.
3rd generation consist of teeny boppers that go to hang out. Skills included none.
example #1
CIT: Hey, go mop the fucking floor!
Boy: Yes sir.
example #2
I remember back in 1998 when it was cool to be a CIT, now it 2005 and it's played out.
CIT: Hey, go mop the fucking floor!
Boy: Yes sir.
example #2
I remember back in 1998 when it was cool to be a CIT, now it 2005 and it's played out.
C.I.T. by Mike Jones July 14, 2005
Punch 'Em Poker
A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.
Punch 'Em Poker by Mike Jones February 9, 2005
purple haze
a hit of LSD in the 60's. it is not weed. people started calling it weed becasue they thought the jimi song was about weed but infact it is about acid. listen to the lyrics and you can tell that it is about LSD, not weed. some people refer to purple haired weed as purple haze but the real purple haze is LSD. jimi hendrix played every time with 1 hit of acid in each eye, 3 in his bandana, and 1 in his gums
purple haze by mike jones November 8, 2004
good girl
A girl that says she wont do shit, but insists on seeing your cock. Then when you do show her she can't ehlp but show you her best Deep Throat techique.
good girl by Mike Jones June 2, 2004