Mike Hunt 's definitions

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

mother fucker

a word commonly used among NIGGERS, often pronounced motha fucka.

isnt it about time you gave me my motha fuckin money nigga

by mike hunt December 18, 2004

perineum

The space between your back door and your buddies

She licked my perineum before she sucked my dicl

by Mike Hunt August 3, 2003

cafer

Word meaning nigger made when South Africa was taken over and ruled by whites.

My grandfather owned your's you fuckin cafer!

by Mike Hunt May 13, 2005

tutton

blonde, muscular, 18 and the best friend in the world cos hes a millionaire.

tutton boy
tuttons bike
RAY!

by mike hunt January 22, 2005

pirate dildo

a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".

My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo.

by mike hunt April 18, 2004

chunk job

to have your partner deep throat you until they vomit all over your dinky, followed by them finishing the job.

....chunk jobs are gross.

...i could really go for a chunk job right about now.

by Mike Hunt January 12, 2005