hard lickin' pussy eatin'

To infer as one's job the task of bringing a woman to an eternal orgasm and then sipping her fluids with a straw.

That was some fish tasting hard lickin' pussy eatin'.

by Mike Hunt February 27, 2004

zeke

Bad haircut

Nice zeke Mike!!

by Mike Hunt December 12, 2003

Kip

to fall asleep
"Don't kip on my couch"
a funny name for someone
"God damn you're a kipper"
to eat shit
"Did you see that dude kip on his skateboard"

This is a very versatile word that can be used in almost as many ways as fuck. Just put your mind to it and I'm sure you'll find your own way to use it, you kipper!

by Mike Hunt May 01, 2003

straight eye for the queer guy

in search of a design consultant. Usually before a date.

i got a straight eye for the queer guy

by mike hunt October 02, 2003

bumpercar

knobjockey

steven you bumpercar

by mike hunt August 19, 2003

Beast

Defenition of beast = Alison Eastman

Man.. i can't believe that beast looked at me.

by Mike Hunt November 11, 2003

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by mike hunt January 06, 2004