Mike Hunt's definitions

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

mexican belt fight

the ancient art of fighting with leather belts or straps usualy with either a cow bell or a big rodeo style belt buckle until either of the fighters has been knocked unconcious

rodney and orlando got into a mexican belt fight orlando still has the letter R imbedded in his forehead from rodneys rodeo belt buckle

by mike hunt February 21, 2005

grocott

slang for the method of growing sleeping quarters for a baby that is due in nine months time.

Don't buy that bed I'll grocott

by Mike Hunt May 13, 2005

biddle

An incredibly sexy individual at the University of Alabama.

That Biddle is really a nice piece of ass.

by Mike Hunt February 2, 2005

knobjockey

arse bandit

oliver you're such a knobjockey

by mike hunt August 19, 2003

pip

Slang. A smelly, annoying, arrogant, person, who has no common sense, or ideas about real life and real people. Pips are stuck in a world where Friends, and Coupling are real, because he/she knows no different.

Pip: "Butter is just an American word for Margerine!"
Everyone else: "No, Pip. Shut up"

by Mike Hunt February 9, 2004

Spedal

Someone who is specal ed, and special. fucktard, special, retard

Sarah was so spedal after she knocked back a couple rum and cokes in Mexico.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004