Mike Hewitt's definitions

lucky legs

Extremely thin legs. i.e. lucky they don't snap.

She has a pair of lucky legs.

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

flard

Acronym: F.L.A.R.D., meaning Face Like A Robber's Dog.

She's a right Flard

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

blob week

Period of menstruation.

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

psychadelic yawn

Colorful vomit, i.e. after eating a curry or similar dish.

"I ate so much vindaloo last night, I did a psychadelic yawn in the cab on the way home".

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004