five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

psychadelic yawn

Colorful vomit, i.e. after eating a curry or similar dish.

"I ate so much vindaloo last night, I did a psychadelic yawn in the cab on the way home".

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

flard

Acronym: F.L.A.R.D., meaning Face Like A Robber's Dog.

She's a right Flard

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

lucky legs

Extremely thin legs. i.e. lucky they don't snap.

She has a pair of lucky legs.

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

blob week

Period of menstruation.

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004