Definitions by Mike Hewitt

lucky legs 

Extremely thin legs. i.e. lucky they don't snap.

She has a pair of lucky legs.

lucky legs by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

flard 

Acronym: F.L.A.R.D., meaning Face Like A Robber's Dog.

She's a right Flard

flard by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

five fingered shuffle by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

blob week 

Period of menstruation.

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".

blob week by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

psychadelic yawn 

Colorful vomit, i.e. after eating a curry or similar dish.

"I ate so much vindaloo last night, I did a psychadelic yawn in the cab on the way home".

psychadelic yawn by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004