The wander ass son of a bitch who keeps getting in the way of the chick's ass you are trying to get a look at.
I was trying to check out crissie's ass but booty blocker bob kept getting in the way. Bob needs a good pipe beatin'.
by Mike Cheezmar December 16, 2012
When a chick looks down at her boobs then directly in your eyes, repeatedly, suggesting that she wants you to motorboat the living hell out of her.
When done properly, you mat forget what the hell you were doing.
When done properly, you mat forget what the hell you were doing.
by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012
The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
by Mike Cheezmar December 08, 2012
Christina bought a personal massager to help her neck pain. I wonder why they made it 12 inches long and as thick as a coke can? (Buzzing sound and moaning) Hey thats not her neck!
by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012
When your bang session is so good that you destroy the headboard on the bed. Extra points for putting splinters in her hair.
by Mike Cheezmar December 15, 2012
The notoriety or "fame" you experience after a particularly noisy mid-afternoon sex romp on a Hagerstown MD hotel room.
Old lady on civil war bus trip: my name is Mildred what's yours sonny?
Me: Michael ma'am.
Old lady: Oh, Michael? Room 205 right?
Me: Er, yes ma'am. (Damn now i'm Hagerstown famous)
Also my apologies to the congregation of the Third Baptist Church Selma Ga. I was in a groove and... Well anyway my apologies.
Me: Michael ma'am.
Old lady: Oh, Michael? Room 205 right?
Me: Er, yes ma'am. (Damn now i'm Hagerstown famous)
Also my apologies to the congregation of the Third Baptist Church Selma Ga. I was in a groove and... Well anyway my apologies.
by Mike cheezmar June 08, 2013
When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"
I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.
by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012