(cf. poltergeist) — mischievous political ghost held to be responsible for pollsters' disastrous miscalculations.
Even the best polling organizations in US seem to be besieged by pollstergeists who prompt them to misleading predictions.
by Mike November 04, 2020
smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.
Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!
by mike October 14, 2003
by mike December 26, 2004
by Mike March 28, 2004
1. general derogatory term used only for most serious of occasions; not to be used in a joking manner.
2. One who is not only a (assclown, asshat, jackass, hambone, etc...), but strives to be that, thinking he/she is actually (cool, rad etc...)
2. One who is not only a (assclown, asshat, jackass, hambone, etc...), but strives to be that, thinking he/she is actually (cool, rad etc...)
That kid is a fucking fagquest.
Bill is wearing jeanshorts and a visor with gel'd hair going over the visor. He clearly is a fagquest.
Bill is wearing jeanshorts and a visor with gel'd hair going over the visor. He clearly is a fagquest.
by Mike May 18, 2004
by Mike February 03, 2005
A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.
by Mike May 02, 2004