Mike 's definitions

Sid Vicious

1: a very-bad big-man wrestler who broke his leg on a wCw pay-per view in January 2001
2: one of punk rock's pioneers with the Sex Pistols. Infameous for the Sid & Nancy tradic love story which ended with both being dead.

Sid Vicious the wrestler, sucks ass!!!!
Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols f*ckin' rules!!!!

by Mike May 13, 2005

Cuckling

The art of fucking another female or a male if you are a female

Hey Mike did you and Ashley go "cuckling" last night?

by Mike October 18, 2004

XtRaVa

XtRaVa, derived from the word xtravaganzer. Influential gamer, 0wning all he meets.

Xtravaganzer: A party, or crazy time.

I had an xtravaganzer last night whilst playing an FPS against XtRaVa, he 0wned me.

by Mike December 3, 2006

Boon

a person or object bearing similarities to the baboon

you sir, are a boon

by mike November 25, 2003

bangometer

The tool use to measure one's hotness level.

"She's scored an 8 on the bangometer"

by Mike June 18, 2006

chav

chav (noun)- 1 Anyone wearing any kind of burberry clothing 2 A youth usually, although not neccessarily in his or her teens who has an undying belief that they are the hardest and coolest individual to have ever walked this planet. The male chav is distinguishable by his birght colours and imitaion gold jewellry which he uses to attract chavettes (see next). Any eye contact will be met with a tirade of abuse assuming the chav is with his herd. 3 Chavette A female chav who is distinguishable by the use of earings resting on her shoulders, very innapropriate clothing, and a pram. Chavettes are very rarely seen on their own and prefer to hang around with the dominant chav in their herd, usually the father of their child. 4 Chavish the dialect of the chav. Believing that he is a bad boy gangsta rapper, the chav or chavette will converse with others in a secrect language. Scientists have been working for years on trying to decipher chavish but to no avail. Other than swear words that you will manage to pick out, you will not understand any of this tirade; simply assume its not pleasant and probably involves your parents and a dog. (see example)

ere dean wats that nigga lookin at-ee is ganna get a beatin-dere be blood on da floor man. oi faggot you startin or wha? yo mumma got banged up by ma dog hoe.

by Mike January 23, 2004

Novadona

1. Of, or relating to the inner walls of the vagina.

2. Obsession of the vaginal area

Mark inserted his penis into Betty's novadona

by mike June 17, 2004