Mike 's definitions

punter

A program used to Crash people's AIM

You just got crashed by a Punter Bitch!

by Mike February 24, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

No matter how many pictures of her are put onto collegehumor.com, she's still thought of as wholesome.

The day will come where we'll see Lindsay completely topless, and that will be proof that on the eighth day, God made Lindsay and Monday Night Football

by Mike April 25, 2005

mustang

Sports car first sold in the 64 1/2 model year, if its fair to say that. Outlived every other sports car in the American market. One of the few cars to make Icon status. First off, if your going to attempt to insult something and can't spell it correctly or sound like an idiot, you have lost anything you were attempting. Secondly, you have to put so much damn money into a honda/acura, mitsubishi, mazda, or pretty much any import to just keep up with American muscle its not worth it. Third, to put to rest the mustang/camaro/firebird, there is not that much of a difference out of the factory, comes down to the driver. It comes down to how much you want to spend and how far your willing to go with it.

How cute, a civic with a body kit. How does American exhaust taste and my tail lights look? Thats what I thought. Buy a real car kid.

by mike October 7, 2004

Waterloo

The fucking gayest school in the land. Is located in Northeast Ohio. All the teachers are gay, and the principal is fat. Not to be confused with phat.

Dude, School is gay.

You must got to Waterloo.

by Mike March 27, 2005

knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 5, 2003

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

Conglorporation

A portmanteu of conglomerate and corporation. One of those giant companies that stamps out all their competitors and has done a great job of ruining America. Often rely on child labour and taking advantage of the working class in countries all over the world.

I avoid shopping for mass-produced goods like Nike sneakers at conglorporations like Wal-Mart.

by Mike January 11, 2005