Mike 's definitions

turkey

The best spirit in the world

Fancy some turkey?

by mike July 14, 2003

31337

to be elite. one who has skills.

i am one elite hacker.
i am one 31337 hacker.
hes elite.
hes 31337.

by mike July 6, 2003

Old timer

Someone thats been alive for a long time

The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff

by Mike May 1, 2004

phattyballz

Mike Horn

Person #1: Did you see phattyballz today?
Person #2: Nah I'm gonna see him later tonight

by Mike January 27, 2004

granny smith

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

by mike September 13, 2004

head

the head that wrestler Al Snow brought to the ring while he was in ECW & WWE that "talked" to Al.

Head is the reason Al Snow figures are not sold in Wal-Mart.

by Mike January 3, 2004

going steady

when you are in a non-commiting relationship, but are both still there until the next best thing comes along

"we're just going steady" ur gf says this to a better looking guy or a guy to another girl with bigger tits and fuller lips

by mike February 10, 2004