Mike 's definitions

Turkey Drunk

A warm, happy fuzzy drunk. Usually caused by drinking Wild Turkey

Mmmmm...I'm Turkey Drunk....gobble gobble gobble

by mike July 14, 2003

Lihs

Our new weapon to fight of the Santist I.H.M.s. Developed through extensive study of Iraqi resistence Don Hock has commisioned this new weapon to fight off The dimick and retake the island of Aloysius.

Yesterday i threw a Lihs into The Blob's office killing three of our facist enemies!

by mike May 15, 2004

depalma

to be exceptionally late

I should've been reading this story months ago; you pulled a serious depalma!

by Mike September 14, 2003

Yolie

A word that means anything, but typically used when somthing bad happens to somebody else.

John Peterson started crying because he's a little baby who needs a tampon, yolie!

by Mike March 22, 2003

tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

by Mike December 29, 2003

Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

by Mike November 10, 2003

slobal

Global G4

Wow, slobal sucks

by Mike October 18, 2003