Mike 's definitions

Shitpimple

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile

Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.

by Mike January 27, 2005

poseur

a stupid ass who trys to be somethin they arent

The preppy was a poseur becuase he dressed up like a punk when he listened to mozart like a lil pussy.

by mike August 11, 2003

we should do something sometime

vague way to lose someone

he says: we should do something sometime
he means: I never want to see you again. Ever.

by Mike April 29, 2004

the Red Green Show

A real man's show
That's all I can say

The Red Green Show is so cool, but if you don't like it, then you are not a man

by Mike January 20, 2005

Kice

Satan's icey breath. Derived from 1337 gamer KillaIcE.

Too evil to be expressed.

by Mike February 2, 2005

sweat sucker

Tasteless bloke - a fella doin the doggy who sucks the sweat off his Grandma's back

"Him? He's got no class, he's a bleedin' sweat sucker"

by Mike February 21, 2005

brass monkey

Every sailing ship had to have cannon for protection. Cannon of the times required round iron cannonballs. The master wanted to store the cannonballs such that they could be of instant use when needed, yet not roll around the gun deck. The solution was to stack them up in a square-based pyramid next to the cannon. The top level of the stack had one ball, the next level down had four, the next had nine, the next had sixteen, and so on. Four levels would provide a stack of 30 cannonballs. The only real problem was how to keep the bottom level from sliding out from under the weight of the higher levels. To do this, they devised a small brass plate ("brass monkey") with one rounded indentation for each cannonball in the bottom layer. Brass was used because the cannonballs wouldn't rust to the "brass monkey", but would rust to an iron one.

When temperature falls, brass contracts in size faster than iron. As it got cold on the gun decks, the indentations in the brass monkey would get smaller than the iron cannonballs they were holding. If the temperature got cold enough, the bottom layer would pop out of the indentations spilling the entire pyramid over the deck. Thus it was, quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

by Mike January 29, 2005