Mike 's definitions

ultrahex

A stupid canadian that hacks into peoples computers for fun.

ultrahex is a stupid canadian that hacks into computers.

by Mike December 22, 2004

highroller

A real high roller is a ghetto rich blood (gang) drug dealer that has a lot of money from hustling.

Yo check that highroller ova there flippin signs'

by Mike August 28, 2003

Nextel

that Bleep Bleep noise

"yo john just bleeped me"

by mike March 24, 2005

Tooter

Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.

Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.

by Mike January 13, 2005

poes

Derogitory for vagina, or someone who acts like a cunt.

Pass the spliff you fucking poes!
Jesus that cunteater is a slippery poes!
Dont be a poes.

by Mike May 2, 2003

courtkira

mike's wife that doesn't have kankles!

mike loves courtkira.

by Mike April 5, 2003

non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.

I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.

by Mike September 8, 2006