Mike 's definitions
Haviing anal sex, using a condom covered in BenGay or Icy Hot, with a former partner that has cheated on you. After ejaculation you slap them in the face with the condom, and tell them to leave.
My Ex-girlfriend came back the other night, so i gave her the ring of fire, and told that bitch to leave.
by Mike January 25, 2005

he used to be cool, but then he sold out and did a Staples back-toschool commercial mocking his song and kids who like summer. What a sell-out
by Mike August 23, 2004

by mike November 16, 2003

by Mike May 12, 2004

A legally retarded bum that walks the streets of Fishkill in search of garbage to sell at the flea market. Also says "Hey Guy" when he sees you.
I was walking around the flea market and the saw the fishkill bum selling his usual dumpster dived wares.
by Mike March 15, 2005
