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gravdizzle

A "gravdizzle" is a large gravity bong. The bong is made from a gallon sized gatorade bottle and a small trash can. Here's how its done:
1) cut the bottom of a gallon sized gatorade bottle out.
2) cut a hole in the gatorade cap, and slide in a regular hitter peice from a bong.
3) slide a small tube into the bottom of the hitter peice, about an inch from the bottom of the bottle.
4) fill a small trash can with water
5) without the cap, place the bottle in the water
6) fill up the bowl, and screw the cap on the bottle (gently)
7) light the bowl, pull up on the bottle so it fills with smoke, take the cap off and with your mouth over the top, slam it down while inhaling.
"yo lets slam the gravdizzle"
"CHuuuCH"

"yo that 20 oz. aint no gravdizzle"
by mike June 1, 2004
mugGet the gravdizzlemug.

gihugical

Of immense proportions, incomprehensibly huge.
The deficit in California is gihugical
by Mike September 12, 2003
mugGet the gihugicalmug.

Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men
1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?
by Mike March 12, 2003
mugGet the Keelingmug.

Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.
"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."
by Mike October 17, 2008
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turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.
Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.
by Mike May 13, 2005
mugGet the turdpowermug.

Woodham

A beutiful specimen, mastered in the art of guitar and video games. aka God
Your such a Woodham
by mike March 13, 2003
mugGet the Woodhammug.

Turkey Drunk

A warm, happy fuzzy drunk. Usually caused by drinking Wild Turkey
by mike July 14, 2003
mugGet the Turkey Drunkmug.

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