cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.
1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"
by Mike September 10, 2003
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new york yankees

The greatest sports franchise of all time.

26 world championships and soon to change.

Bandwaggoners go because WE WIN.

I am not a bandwaggon fan though, I can tell you that.

The #1 causer of jealousy in the U.S.A.
The Yankees win theeeeee Yankees win.
by Mike April 12, 2004
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microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.
Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.
by Mike November 04, 2004
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master bushman

when you go down on a girl and she is so ungroomed you have to shave her!
Last night I had to go master bushman on that girl!
by Mike July 11, 2004
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Fruitbag

A word of showing emotion such as Fuck. But in a way that is more censored. Also: Fruitbagged, Fruitbagging, fruitbag and 1/2, fruityfull,
This a real fruitbaggin class. Damn that fruitbag teacher
by Mike October 26, 2004
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thwark

noun, the God-Weasel

adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.

verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)
Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!
by Mike February 01, 2004
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Pornganization

1) n. The manner in which one's porn collection is organized.

2) v. The act of organizing one's porn collection.
1) "My pornganization scheme is thus: anal in one folder, hentai in one folder, vaginal in another, poses in another, etc. Porn falling into more than one category is copypasta'd to every category it falls into."

2) "Damn, I've been getting lazy with my downloads. I've just been dumping all of my porn into one folder without regard for its content. Time for a massive pornganization."
by Mike May 22, 2008
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