Mike's definitions

shovel head

see shovel-head

look at that shovel head

by mike June 30, 2004

deflicted

Portmanteau of "defective" or "defunct", and "afflicted".
A derivation from Frank Zappa's 1974 album Apostrophe, on which the Fur Trapper infamously rubs his deflicted eyes.

"Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes." from Nanook Rubs It by Frank Zappa.

by Mike September 10, 2003

Bing Crosby

Boston-area slang term for Cocaine.

We could probably hang out with Bing Crosby later tongiht if you have enough money.

by Mike February 4, 2006

ibanez

a guitar company that makes good guitars.. soo good that steve vai has his own series, the jem series

i own the best guitar in the world, an ibanez uv777, if its good enuff for steve vai, then its good enuff for me

by mike March 3, 2004

Ardjet

Orbital Frame piloted by BAHRAM pilot
Ken Marinaris.
Has a tough outer shell that acts as secondary armor.

Ardjet is tough opponent.

by Mike January 2, 2005

German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005

siriot

A Sirius Satellite Radio shareholder (NASDAQ: SIRI) who doesn't understand the complexity of the stock market and tends tries to pump up SIRI by making false claims and shady intreprations of shareholder reports.

combination of SIRius + idIOT

"again, the siriot mindset --- everything is a bidding war, everything is high stakes, throw out the cash...."

by mike August 8, 2004