Mike's definitions

degradation of standards

When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.

Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.

by Mike June 18, 2006

nerb

one who inserts both feet simultaneously into ones anus

wow, look at that fucking nerb

by Mike June 15, 2005

gonzo

An extremely low-budget genre of porn in which one person acts as director, actor and cinematographer. First person porn.

Watching a gonzo blow-job is just like being there.

by Mike November 6, 2003

cunt belly

see GUNT

by Mike September 17, 2003

preist

a boy tuching petifile who enjoys and gets sexual plaesure for tuching and fundleing the genitals of prepubesant boys

your a preist? Let me go!!!!

by mike March 13, 2003

Munkey

God like SOCOM player.
Owns almost every other game he plays in. Up at the top with Tek, Gnome, Mut, WAD, etc.

by Mike May 2, 2003

fucktard

The person who has just fucked a retard

Have you seen my baseball?
You fucktard!

by Mike December 2, 2004