Mike's definitions

Imatrukahs

A pain in the arse!!

by Mike August 20, 2003

kv

A girl that is smoking hot and you would love to get with.

Damn, check out that girl man, I'd love to tap that ass, she is definately a KV.

by Mike February 17, 2004

soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

by Mike February 18, 2004

Slutern

Formal of slut. -Any person who engages in slutery.

After last night, I feel like such a slutern.

by Mike November 11, 2003

Gracie's

Refers to the Canadian-Irish pub Grace O'Malley's.

You hitting some Guinness at Gracie's after work?

by Mike June 15, 2006

lexipoem, or lexicopoem

lexipoem, or lexicopoem n (Gr. lexis, "word, phrase, expression," from legein, "say", + Gr. poiein, "to make or compose") – a single word as a poetic composition; a neologism as a creative work.

Ralph Emerson said: "Every word was once a poem."
The word "lexipoem" is an abbreviation of this aphorism condensed into a single word.

Every word (lexis) was once a poem (poiema)… and still IS at the moment of its coinage.

by Mike December 25, 2003

vampyre

A dyslexic vampire

a blood sucker

by mike December 29, 2003