so fuckin hardcore that porno stars can't compare
That crazy bastard just did a 1080 mctwist, he's more hardcore than porno-flick bitches.
by Mike June 17, 2004
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Java God

Phil Thompkins will forever be the Java God, worship him and pray to him.
Markus: "Phil your the Java God!!"
Phil: "Fuck you Markus you suck"
by Mike March 26, 2004
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Ohio

Just admit it... the best state EVER. Also, (refering to defn. #14) don't diss Ohio if you can't even freakin spell "CLEVELAND" right. Secondly, Ohio WAS NOT the Flordia of the 2004 election. We voted red (like it or not... frankly I voted white) 51% to 49% so you all can piss-off. Statistcally, people that live in northeast Ohio around C-Town North (that's Cleveland) have the correct pronounciation of the American English Language so y'all can just kiss my brass. Not to mention we have the best roller coaster park in the nation (Cedar Point) which holds more than 13 world records. Yes, our seasons are Winter, Construction and More Construction but hey... at least we're not Michigan.

Oh yeah... it's POP not SODA
All hail Ohio... because you're just pissed off you don't live here.
by Mike December 15, 2004
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Silicon

What computer motherboards, chips, cards, and other assorted hardware are made of.
I never knew that motherboards were made of silicon.
by Mike May 13, 2005
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magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.
My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.
by Mike January 06, 2005
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Shmee

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.
"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."
by Mike October 17, 2008
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tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.
Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!
by Mike December 29, 2003
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