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Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.
Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!
by Mike March 19, 2008
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Flippity-Floppity-Floop

In the house.
First you were in the house, then you were in the hiz-ouse, then you were in the hiz-ay, then you were in the hizzy.

Now we just say your in the flippity-floppity-floop.
"Yo,yo,yo dawg, Randy Jackson is in the flippity-floppity-floop!"
by Mike December 31, 2003
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Noles

Shortened term for the "Seminoles" of Florida State University, the greatest college football team in all the land, and 2-time national champions.
He ain't good enough to play for the Noles, send him over to Gainesville.
by Mike March 11, 2005
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Ad hominem

Whilst in an arguement, to avoid the point (thus a cop-out) and to insult the person arguing. Often because the person who results to the insults has no logical/intelligent point, thus they break down to immaturity.
Jon: I've made my point five times and all you've done is call me 'gay', way to resort to ad hominem, dude.
by Mike April 26, 2005
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Hagen Das

Our leader next to the Sung Bung.He has slayed many a facist I.H.M. slave driver during his time in the rebellion. Hopefully he will lead us off the island of Aloysius soon so we can escape The Dimick.
Come comrades! Hagen Das is leading us to the promised land!
by mike May 15, 2004
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edge

1)An WWE Canadian Superstar named Adam Copeland. He debuted in 1998 as a mysterious gothic loner gimmick. He soon became a surfer-like gimmick making up words like chumpstain, awesomeness & hanonsity. His former partner/"brother" Christian is his real-life best friend. Most notibly known for "stealing" Lita away from Matt Freakin' Hardy.

2) Short for sXe/straightedge.

3) To steal someone's girlfriend while he is in a relationship like Adam Copeland & Amy Dumas did to Matt Hardy & Lisa Copeland in early 2005.

4) An advantage.

5) The end.
1) Edge still has the WWE title shot that he can use until WrestleMania XXII

2) CM Punk is an example of someone who is edge

3) Man, I can't believe Suzy edged me for John.

4) When it comes to mat-wrestling Bret Hart will always have the edge.

5) I am standing at the edge of the cliff and I am ready to jump.
by Mike September 5, 2005
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November 9th

1.A day the gaming community will come together as one, when all showers cease to operate, all schools and offices are vacated, and all snack food companies win big.
2.(basis for 1) Halo 2 Release Date.
1. "Dude! Half-Life 2 came out yesterday. Boy, that was a total November 9th.
2. November 9th 2004 will change the way we see gaming.
by Mike May 11, 2004
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