Yonkers is where all the cool, interesting working-class people live, the rest of the county is a bunch of stuck-up upper middle class whitebread countryclub goers.
by Mike January 23, 2004
by Mike August 11, 2004
The number one causal attention grabber that men find extremely appealing when women wear them and makes men mesmerized by a woman in heels.
by Mike September 06, 2004
Vocalist for Give Up the Ghost (American Nightmare), which is probably one of the best bands in hardcore in recent memory. (I could just spit out an entire bio, but instead just go to www.giveuptheghost.com, who knows the band better than the band themselves). Tortured, sincere, satirical lyrics are the only thing that comes from this man’s pen.
"I never said I'd stay to the fucking end. Fuck you, fuck all of you. You'll never know what I wanted to say, those fucking words are as dead as the air I breathe. Life is just a big second guess, a broken staircase of mistook steps."
by Mike November 22, 2003
(v.) To perform the following ungodly, necrophilic act, requiring two people and a female corpse: Person X begins to perform cunnilingus on the said corpse. Person Y gets a running start and jumps on the abdomen of the corpse, usually landing on either the back, or on both feet (in a stomping action). Through the force of contact, the "innards and fluids" of the corpse spray out into the face of Person X. Considered a disturbing affront to nature by most cultures.
by Mike August 06, 2003