Mike's definitions

crapababble

an insult to someone who is acts like an assmunch

shut the fuck up u crapababble

by Mike September 16, 2003

Fruitbag

A word of showing emotion such as Fuck. But in a way that is more censored. Also: Fruitbagged, Fruitbagging, fruitbag and 1/2, fruityfull,

This a real fruitbaggin class. Damn that fruitbag teacher

by Mike October 26, 2004

hobo love

when hobos have dirty dirty sex in a dumpster and they use a trash bag for a condom

i sware baby u wont get pregnet i have hobo love

by mike February 6, 2004

cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

by Mike September 10, 2003

SNET

A phone company that is called Southern New England Telephone. Now it called SBC SNET.

I am going to use my telephone that is connected to SNET.

by Mike December 9, 2003

master bushman

when you go down on a girl and she is so ungroomed you have to shave her!

Last night I had to go master bushman on that girl!

by Mike July 11, 2004

cheeseburger

something that does not exist.

where is my cheeseburger?
what are you talking about?
you know what i'm talking about.
ok.

by mike November 29, 2003