Mike's definitions

dooma

an awesome pot smoking device

Dude i just smoked out of the dooma and im crazy stoned.

by mike April 21, 2005

shop lead

something that is very gay. it is put in place so the teacher does not have to do anything but sit there

Teacher and mini teacher

by mike November 13, 2003

on top

lookin exstremely suspicious when out and the 5-0 is about

Shit its the 5-0, dont make it look on top

by Mike March 5, 2005

jonny monnelly

Alchoholic racoon. A species that likes to get close to other people while talking, especially while intoxicated. The natural environment for the Monnelly is the bar. In his native habitat he is free from all cares and is oblivious to reality. His natural enemy is the Caldwell. When confronted with lame comebacks from the Caldwell the Monnelly usually becomes loud, and often times puts his finger in the intruding Caldwell's face. The Caldwell usually receeds into the bush and more debt after the altercation is finished. When in the bar the Monnelly gets red, especially
when boozed. Often the Monnelly steels catch phrases from the mad pimp McDonald. The Monnelly may become extict after this generation. The reasoning behind this claim is that when the Monnelly becomes boozed he is unable to obtain an erection. The Monnelly rarely gets laid. Not nearly as rare as the McDonald though. The diet of a Monnelly consists of cigarettes, beer and cocks. The Monnelly does not eat the cocks but merely sucks on the cocks to extract the white, rich nutritous creamy semen.

The Monnelly attacked the Caldwell with a barage of insults. The Caldwell retreated and the Monnelly became both increasingly red and boozed.

by mike August 8, 2004

ticket

Ticket, as in good or the right thing

Thats the ticket.

by mike September 26, 2003

lofe

to love someone that you'd fuck

Hey lofe, let's hang out

by Mike November 14, 2003

trib

gender neutral pronoun/suffix intended to replace awkward pc constructions such as "when your child enters kindergarten, he/she will certainly benefit from the experience," OR "our bylaws dictate that the chairman or chairwoman recognize all valid perspectives."

"when your child enters kindergarten, trib will certainly benefit from the experience."

OR

"please hand the gavel to the chairtrib."

by mike January 17, 2004