Mike's definitions

spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 1, 2003

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004

oll

A n00b's typo. Correct spelling is 'lol'.

Human says: You are an utter disappointment to the human race.
n00b says: thats funny omg oll
Human says: hm?
n00b says: lol*
Human says: ...right.

by Mike December 27, 2004

we should do something sometime

vague way to lose someone

he says: we should do something sometime
he means: I never want to see you again. Ever.

by Mike April 29, 2004

aeg

it means that you own the person!

- scones was killed by mik's headshot!

"lewl" AEGD! totalt

by mike March 29, 2003

hat dancing

a style of dance involving grabbing at the brim of your hat, or spinning your hat around your head, usually while doing the wordvancouver hopword

hat dancing was never cool

by mike August 6, 2003

Shitpimple

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile

Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.

by Mike January 27, 2005