Mike's definitions

disco tits

Overdeveloped pecs as sported by gay men, known as muscle marys

Wow! Now *there's* a pair of disco tits!

by Mike April 29, 2004

willie wacker

Mans reproductive organ
Penis

you have a small willie wacker
stop playin with ur willie wacker

by mike October 16, 2003

GOOBA

Sex. Any variety at all. It can be made more specific by putting the type in front of GOOBA. I.e. butt GOOBA. Also, it could be used as the word fuck; that is to say, a verb.

Derived from the relatively new language of Bleagh, GOOBA is quickly gaining prominence amongst teenagers.

Oh man I got some nice GOOBA from my chick last night.

Dude, I wanna GOOBA her so much!!!

by Mike May 5, 2004

Cherry popper

someone that sucks a mans dick til he blows his load in her mouth

hey that cunt is a cherry popper

by Mike December 6, 2003

beer larriness

A state of intoxication in which some level of rowdiness is implied.

"Last night was some beer lariness mate. we got fooked up and were yelling at everyone."

by Mike November 27, 2003

sawbuck

A ten-dollar bill.

Slap me a sawbuck and I'll get us some beers, fella.

by Mike January 19, 2003

Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

by Mike August 5, 2003