Mike's definitions

caa

Word used in the Burgettstown area of Western Pennsylvania; referring to an action or defining the use of diction that has been deemed 'cool'.

Guy: Wow, look at my "Meatvest"
Girl: Yeah, it's definately pretty caa.

by Mike May 5, 2003

hahd

another form of hard, used in the boston area to describe a tough guy who walks, talks or acts tough

"Sully peeled out in his car again. He is sooooo hahd!"

by mike December 23, 2004

boilerplate

1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.

2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)

Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.

The failure of Urban Dictionary to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision, or portion of any provision, of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to enact the intentions of the TOS. Under any circumstances other provisions of the TOS shall remain in full force and effect. You, the user, agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Service, its content, or the TOS must be filed within two (2) months of the time in which the events giving rise to such claim began, or you agree to waive such claim.

by Mike February 27, 2005

chopper hopper

A female who is not fussy who she has sexual relationships with provided they are in the armed forces.

Shes slept with half the troops, Fuckin Chopper Hopper.

by mike December 8, 2003

purple haze

kick ass song by jimi hendrix, strongest naturally grown weed, not laced

man i listened to purple haxe after i smoke that purple haze n i was trippin

by mike June 9, 2004

sabodish

a gentleman who uses suave and sophistication to get a lot of action, i.e.: sex.

"That guy's a total sabodish. Women fall all over him."

by mike September 27, 2003

doontz

a tobacco cigarette

"john smoked a doontz"
"lets doontz it"
"doontz time"

by mike April 18, 2004