Mike's definitions

spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 1, 2003

poseur

a stupid ass who trys to be somethin they arent

The preppy was a poseur becuase he dressed up like a punk when he listened to mozart like a lil pussy.

by mike August 11, 2003

aeg

it means that you own the person!

- scones was killed by mik's headshot!

"lewl" AEGD! totalt

by mike March 29, 2003

hat dancing

a style of dance involving grabbing at the brim of your hat, or spinning your hat around your head, usually while doing the wordvancouver hopword

hat dancing was never cool

by mike August 6, 2003

Elnaz

Some one that really really needs to get laid realllllllyyyyyyyyyyy bad......

EEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u can put ur finger in there.

by Mike March 9, 2005

Shitpimple

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile

Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.

by Mike January 27, 2005

cchs

Christopher Columbus High School a school in miami where the kids eat shit all day and learn from some of the coolest teachers and we hate the Belen fags.

mr.delgado taught us world history and shit about chicks in CCHS

by Mike February 8, 2005