Mike's definitions

orgasm

What occurs during the course of an Herbal Essence commercial.

"Did you see that chick in the Herbal Essence commercial? Was she having an orgasm or something!?"

by Mike April 13, 2004

noshesaurusrex

Representing something large or really really cool.

Nick:"Stumpy, ur typhoon is a noshesaurusrex"

by mike August 18, 2003

mills

a man classified as having an enormous penis... bigger than big... horse cock

Myles

by mike March 7, 2003

hood rat

A Krab Bitch or a Bitch that affiliates herself with Krabs. Originally started in San Diego.

Get off me BITCH I don't fuck wit u hood rats

by mike July 16, 2004

spider man

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

by mike January 5, 2004

Television

American band formed in 1973 in New York during the birth of punk and having a major impact on punk, new wave and alternative music with their first album titled "Marquee Moon" in 1977. Their sound was based around minimalism, and the raw sound of garage rock of the 60's, a far cry from what may be considered "punk" today. While they may be labeled a protopunk band, their influence comes in at a later date than other bands under such label.

Tom Verlaine (Guitar/Keyboard/Lead Vocals)
Richard Lloyd (Guitar)
Fred Smith (Bass Guitar)
Billy Ficca (Drums)

Television's "Marquee Moon" belongs in every rock music lovers collection.

by Mike May 2, 2007

meat cleaver

variation of the saturday night bowler, or the insertion of the middle and ring finger into the vagina and the thumb into the anus, only you pinch the fingers and thumb together.

not many girls enjoy the meat cleaver

by mike May 19, 2003