Mike's definitions

Mario Winans

Someone who i think will succeed

I dont wanna know is a good song.

by Mike May 2, 2004

shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003

Meow

Common reference to Asian people commonly used in Boston neighborhoods

Wow kid....your driving like a real Meow

by Mike February 11, 2005

crakalackin

What a easy going player says to a fly hunny. Means whats popping sugar momma. And yes it is crakalackin not whatever the hell the other one was. It is a bastardation of "what's crackin" which is a bastardation of "whats going on" which is a bastardation of "what are you doing fine young fellow."

Yo, whats crakalackin sweet thang?
What up boy, what's crakalackin tonite?

by mike December 7, 2003

vemed

To be severely owned.
To take it in the fayce.

*console*
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was stabbed by Vem's Knife
...was killed by Vem's Luger
...was killed by Vem's Luger
...was killed by Vem's Luger


Vem says: VEMED.

by Mike September 9, 2004

ppbt

A person who thinks they are old enough to 0wnz0r the truly l33t. Also known as Pre-Pubescent Turd.

"Jason is a ppbt if he thinks like that."

by Mike March 13, 2003

cock mook

someone who disagrees with the group or will not go along with the desired activity

someone who does something innapropriate

hey steve irwin, get out of my jacuzzi and put on some clothes you cock mook

all bobby eats is raisins and tuna fish with mayo, what a cock mook

by mike January 5, 2005