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blueberry

Reference to 80mg Oxycontin tablets commonly used in Boston neighborhoods
I took a blueberry earlier today and I'm still wrecked
by Mike February 11, 2005
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Lindy

Shortened name for Lindy Hop, the mother of all swing dances. The name comes from a 1927 news headline which proclaimed "Lindy Hops the Atlantic" with reference to Charles Lindbergh's legendary flight.

The dance is between partners, one leader and one follower, typically a man and woman. The choreography is improvised on the fly by the lead, who guides the follow through turns, pushes, and other steps.

The timing is based on four-count blocks, and is typically danced to big-band swing music.
Hey baby, wanna Lindy?
by Mike April 27, 2006
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dirtbike

Noun: High speed off-road racing motorcycle. 2 strokes and 4 strokes.
4 stroke dirtbike = GOOD
2 stroke dirtbike = BAAD

Types of dirtbike:
Trailbike, Trials bike, Motocross bike
I jumped my dirtbike 135 feet.
He did a sick whip on his dirtbike
by Mike January 4, 2005
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Scheme

A really cool functional programming language, derived from LISP. Makes cool data strucutures like lazy lists easy to make.
by Mike April 15, 2004
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acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.
Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.
by Mike May 13, 2005
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Chatty McChatterson

A mock name given to a person who continually talks when no one wants to hear it.
Hey Chatty McChatterson, shut your trap!
by Mike March 2, 2005
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Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.
He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton
by Mike July 25, 2008
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