Mike's definitions

looney bird

noun:a crazy person. this is to sound as is if you are gay. ment to confuse or to disgust the person to which you are speaking.

Oh, John, you're such a looney bird.

by Mike November 26, 2003

Crystal Pepsi

A clear version of regular Pepsi in the early 90s in which it was stopped produced because of too much Nutra-Sweetener (i.e. it made people get hipper quicker).

He's all wound up on that Crystal Pepsi.

by Mike December 15, 2004

like water for chocolate

The phrase like water for chocolate came from Mexico. In Mexico,hot chocolate is made with water, not milk. The water is brought to a boil and then the chocolate is spooned into it. A person in a state of sexual excitement is said to be "like water for chocolate."

I am like water for chocolate, anytime I'm around my girlfriend.Its like we were meant to be together.

by MIKE June 30, 2004

notch

A huge minger, tool bag or dork.

You are a fucking notch.

by Mike June 16, 2004

ABG

An ABG is an accidental boob grab, which can occur at any time, but is particularly likely during fast-paced dances like lindy hop or charleston. ABGs are not to be confused with the deliberate fondling that may be a part of bump 'n grind.

So I was dancing with Sarah, and the music got quick and I had an ABG by mistake. Then she slapped me.

by Mike November 12, 2006

Band Fag

One who is in the school band (usually high school), and takes great, usually overzealous pride in it.

He's going to the band room to practice, during lunch! What a band fag!

by Mike November 2, 2003

BlueFrost

sweet bliss with a soft tenderness like that of a rose petal. beautiful, and innocently sexy body that i'd play with until it's very heart and soul sung with each and every touch. a goddess with intensity and strength to keep me on my toes. if a heart had a name...mine would have yours written all over it.

by mike June 9, 2003