Mike's definitions

Eunich

A computer operating system with no balls.

If you thought Windows was bollocks, then try Eunichs...it has no balls!

by Mike February 13, 2004

software

1)Electronic information stored on a computer that performs tasks.

2) Slang for you mind.

1) Internet Explorer, Photoshop, Kazaa

2) "After the car crash, Bob's body was fine but his software was messed up."

by Mike February 4, 2004

murph

When somone coughs or blows air into a bong, causing water to come up through the down stem, spilling bong water all over the place, often a rookie smoking mistake.

he murphed and now theres bong water all over my carpet.

by mike February 16, 2004

Alice Cooper

he used to be cool, but then he sold out and did a Staples back-toschool commercial mocking his song and kids who like summer. What a sell-out

Girl-"YOu said school was out forever."

"Actually, I said "School's out for summer." Nice Try"

by Mike August 23, 2004

BanThis

A website that compiles all images from other sites.

BanThis has funny pictures but takes them from other sites.

by Mike May 12, 2004

sureyya

sureyya is a pretentious indie fuck/indie fuck/pretentious loser.

sureyya is my friend.

by mike July 19, 2004

lo

nickname for laura who are awesome

"Hey Lo! wutup girl?

by mike December 7, 2004