Definitions by Mighty Whitey

KwanZa 

A artificially created holiday for blacks so they could feel good about themselves and not have to celebrate Christmas like the white man.

Fo' Kwanza, Tyrone gots some gold teef and a foty ounce beer.

KwanZa by Mighty Whitey August 29, 2003

gellin like a felon 

To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."

I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'

gellin like a felon by Mighty Whitey August 22, 2003

hose beast

Female who lives for sucking cock and prefers it over vaginal penetration.

Tammy is such a hose beast that I'll be taking her to the drive-in on Friday night.

hose beast by Mighty Whitey August 11, 2003

britnadian 

One of English extraction who immigrated to Canada.

Thomas and Mary left England for the good life in Canada. Now they're certified Britnadians through and through.

britnadian by Mighty Whitey August 9, 2003

mjolnir

Enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical God of Thunder, the Mighty Thor.

If Loki plays one more trick on Thor, he's going to shove Mjolnir up his ass, sideways.

mjolnir by Mighty Whitey August 9, 2003

congoid 

slang for a black person.

Did you see all the crazy congoids running up and down 5th street after the 50 cent concert?

congoid by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

afro-engineered 

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.

Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.

afro-engineered by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003