gellin like a felon

To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."

I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'

by Mighty Whitey August 22, 2003

snootchie bootchies

A universal greeting among slackers and pot heads.

Snootchie bootchies, bitch! *high fives*

by Mighty Whitey August 07, 2003

snootchies

A greeting extended by slackers and pot heads to one another. Abbreviated version of "snootchie bootchies".

Snootchies nigger, now where is the $5 you owe me?

by Mighty Whitey August 07, 2003

KwanZa

A artificially created holiday for blacks so they could feel good about themselves and not have to celebrate Christmas like the white man.

Fo' Kwanza, Tyrone gots some gold teef and a foty ounce beer.

by Mighty Whitey August 29, 2003

hose beast

Female who lives for sucking cock and prefers it over vaginal penetration.

Tammy is such a hose beast that I'll be taking her to the drive-in on Friday night.

by Mighty Whitey August 11, 2003

afro-engineered

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.

Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.

by Mighty Whitey August 07, 2003

mjolnir

Enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical God of Thunder, the Mighty Thor.

If Loki plays one more trick on Thor, he's going to shove Mjolnir up his ass, sideways.

by Mighty Whitey August 09, 2003