Mighty Whitey's definitions

hose beast

Female who lives for sucking cock and prefers it over vaginal penetration.

Tammy is such a hose beast that I'll be taking her to the drive-in on Friday night.

by Mighty Whitey August 11, 2003

afro-engineered

The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.

Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

snootchie bootchies

A universal greeting among slackers and pot heads.

Snootchie bootchies, bitch! *high fives*

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

snootchies

A greeting extended by slackers and pot heads to one another. Abbreviated version of "snootchie bootchies".

Snootchies nigger, now where is the $5 you owe me?

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

gellin like a felon

To relax comfortably with Dr.Scholls gel shoe inserts.
Similar to "chillin'like a villain."

I'm gellin' like a felon, eating some melon, feeling up helen and my member is swellin'

by Mighty Whitey August 22, 2003

congoid

slang for a black person.

Did you see all the crazy congoids running up and down 5th street after the 50 cent concert?

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003

Ball licker

One who engages in licking (testicles) balls.

Those guys look gay. I think they must be the ball lickers, not us.

by Mighty Whitey August 7, 2003