Mickey Bitsko's definitions

Stool height

a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.

After hearing you talk, my stool height meter is pinned!

by Mickey Bitsko October 3, 2016

pisswipe

general diminutive to call a person of low stature related to nuisance of wiping off piss one's hand when in a hurry

yea, forget that pisswipe and get on with it

by Mickey Bitsko December 16, 2011

fiddyho

a whore who charges fifty dollars

Hey man, don't bother. She fiddyho if she's a dime, muthafugga!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

craphammers

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

poopaddies

An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.

Do you think that was funny? Well?

poopaddies!

Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?

Poopaddies!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

fuckpuppies

An expression of minor disgust or dismay

I can't find my glasses, fuckpuppies!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

jobby

Cutesy Mom word for a bowel movement, as in 'doing your job'.

Did you go jobby or just a peeps?

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007