Mickey Bitsko's definitions

Stool height

a term that came up before the first presidential debate in 2016. Because Trump has a height advantage over Clinton, they discussed letting her stand on a stool to gain height and lessen Trump's advantage. The idea was dropped when it was realized that she had no advantage, as she can pile stool to greater heights than Trump or anyone alive.

After hearing you talk, my stool height meter is pinned!

by Mickey Bitsko October 3, 2016

pisswipe

general diminutive to call a person of low stature related to nuisance of wiping off piss one's hand when in a hurry

yea, forget that pisswipe and get on with it

by Mickey Bitsko December 16, 2011

pissbiscuits

A minor expression of disgust or dismay.

I can't find my glasses, pissbiscuits!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

fuckpuppies

An expression of minor disgust or dismay

I can't find my glasses, fuckpuppies!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

craphammers

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

pinkles

cutesy Mom word for pimples....

Ooops, you better wash your face tonight. I see some pinkles coming on your forehead! And DO NOT leave soap all over the sink. I am tired of cleaning up after you kids!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

hoseblower

Gay person, who performs oral sex on men.

Damn hoseblowers! They're all over the goddam TV!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007