Mickey's definitions

The Shaw

The Shaw is an ancient creature with special magical powers. In its native habitat, The Shaw uses low wails and moans to communicate, so it never really adapted to the English language. To understand The Shaw, you must get within 6 inches of it's mouth. This is a double-edged sword though, for The Shaw has breath like Bob Saget's asshole. The Shaw is well known for overusing the phrases "not to be mean, but..." and "but seriously though...". In the magical world where The Shaw prances around, toothbrushes are considered evil and to be avoided at all costs.

"Dude, your grill is like buttery tombstones. You must be friends with The Shaw."

"What the hell is that stench? Oh, The Shaw just yawned."

by mickey July 23, 2004

homes

Originally from holmes, ie. porn star John Holmes. Used to acknoledge your friend has a serious package.

Lookin good Holmes!

by mickey July 30, 2003

cock and bum fun

any anal sex that involves a penis in the ass

He has his cock in her ass

by mickey March 21, 2005

scrimblies

Testicles, Bollocks, Balls, Nuts

I'll kick him in the f**king scrimblies, I've got itchy scrimblies.

by Mickey January 31, 2005

ballet

A form of dance that requires thorough use of technique. Ballet dancers must have this technique and a great deal of strength to be able to do the steps, but also must look graceful and expressive at the same time. Ignorant people do not appreciate the strength and beauty of this high art.

ballet teacher "i want to see you be more expressive with your face"
student "okay, yeah, i was just concentrating on everything else"
ballet teacher "when you're more familiar with the steps it will be easier for you"

by Mickey December 27, 2005

clever trousers

A person who cannot let anything go by. They always have to answer back in a condesending way. These are usually people who are higher in the academic world than their peers and they use their knowledge in a mean way.

"He had to say that just to be a clever trousers. Who cares if pigs don't really sweat that much?"

by mickey November 23, 2004

fardo

The feeling of embarrassment you have for someone when they can't feel embarrassed themselves.

John was filled with an inescapable sense of fardo at his drunken sister's wedding.

by Mickey December 4, 2003