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scrimblies

I'll kick him in the f**king scrimblies, I've got itchy scrimblies.
by Mickey January 31, 2005
mugGet the scrimbliesmug.

woot

by Mickey May 23, 2004
mugGet the wootmug.

eischen

Overtly feminine man who enjoys shoes and gay sex in movie theaters. usually has a first name of Ken, Ryan, Lyle, Bruce, Sergio, or Sebastian.
Ryan Eischen drank the last Slim-Fast?! Fuck!!
by mickey July 16, 2004
mugGet the eischenmug.

cock and bum fun

any anal sex that involves a penis in the ass
He has his cock in her ass
by mickey March 21, 2005
mugGet the cock and bum funmug.

queen

A rock band-first band to ever write a song about girls with fat asses (fat bottomed girls) and wrote first song over 5 minutes to ever top the charts (bohemian rhapsody)
I like Queen
by Mickey March 1, 2004
mugGet the queenmug.

The Gideon

A creature of plight that dwells near the same location of The Shaw. Like it's neighbor, The Gideon possesses a great odor of the mouth. Most beings that come into contact with The Gideon are forever scarred if not outright terminated. Unlike its distant relative, The Gideon has only one useful appendage. All others are limited to a specific purpose. The most questionable appendage is that of a globe-like entity on what should be a neck. It appears to control all movement although that fact is widely disputed by scientists. Most all researchers do agree that this creature is not at all intelligent and fails in any attempts to disguise the inept abilities it possesses.
"What are you doing? You can't stuff 10 lbs. of shit into a 2 lbs. bag. You fucking Gideon"
by mickey July 23, 2004
mugGet the The Gideonmug.

The Nelson

This mythical creature is related closely The Shaw and The Gideon. These creatures are vile and idiotic at best. They can usually be found by following the horrific scent that permeates every fiber in their body. If cornered by these animals use soap and a toothbrush to run them off this is the recommended method. They can aslo be lulled by quoting Star Wars or Ninga Scroll.
"OMG, what is that smell.... wheres The Nelson"
by mickey July 23, 2004
mugGet the The Nelsonmug.

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