Definitions by Mick Fly

facemelter 

An adjective used to convey a large amount of badass-ness.

Dude have you heard the new Slayer album? Total facemelter!

facemelter by Mick Fly September 3, 2007

Mapplethorpe

similar to a "golden shower," where one urinates on another during sex. This name references Robert Mapplethorpe's famous artwork "PissChrist," where the artist pissed in a jar containing a crucifix and took a photo of it.

While Ted was banging Brenda, she told him "piss on me!" So he pulled out and gave her a Mapplethorpe.

Mapplethorpe by Mick Fly November 7, 2006

vortexas 

a slang term for Texas, coined by locals who try and articulate what it means to both love and hate the world in which they live.

My father has lived here his entire life, he's never escaped the vortexas.

vortexas by Mick Fly July 20, 2006

me-too 

colloquial slang term for a redneck -- specifically a southern redneck -- or shitkicker. This term was coined because so many rednecks incessantly say "me too, man" in a heavy southern drawl, as a retort to almost anything.

Shit, they gave them mexican brick-layers a raise and I was like me-too man.

me-too by Mick Fly July 20, 2006

tater skins 

Southern slang for testicles, particularly hairy, tanned sacs.

This term purportedly originated at a high school in Denton, Texas where "Tater Skinz" potato chips were sold in the vending machines. Students eating the chips noted how the chips resembled hairy testicles.

Freaky Freddy wore shorts today and his tater skins were showing.

tater skins by Mick Fly July 11, 2006

marvin gaye 

the act of shooting someone with whom you are related by blood. like when marvin gaye's father shot him, or when uncle junior shot tony in season 6 of the sopranos.

Your uncle Marvin Gaye'd you're not even mad?

marvin gaye by Mick Fly July 11, 2006