A Hodgett is when you electrocute someone while having sex so that their hair becomes thick and puffy, akin to an afro
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 04, 2023
Person: Man I gotta go to the bathroom
Person 2: there's one right there
Person: nah bro there's chunkymungus all over the floor in there
Person 2: there's one right there
Person: nah bro there's chunkymungus all over the floor in there
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 04, 2023
When you get inordinately pissed off during a game of gun game in MW2 after being set back to the rocket launcher
Person 1: yo whys alex screaming in the vc
Person 2: bro hes back on the rocket launcher, he's pulling a tammie vakis
Person 2: bro hes back on the rocket launcher, he's pulling a tammie vakis
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 04, 2023
Skoden: yo you see that conturner that moved in next door
Stoodis: yeah hes always drinking tequila on his front porch
Stoodis: yeah hes always drinking tequila on his front porch
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 04, 2023
when you splooge all over a girls face, knock her out, bleach her hair, cut it, and place her on a bike. Upon awakening it will appear that she looks like Harvey Forster
Person 1: Bro I got forstered the other day and I was left on a bike in the middle of nowhere. now I look like pitbull
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 05, 2023
acting oblivious when a teacher or boss observes you playing games or watching videos instead of doing work
Teacher: let's see your work lachlan
Lachlan: wheres the video??? I can't find it. It was here just a minute ago. Where the video????
Teacher: Stop fucking sullying and get on with your work
Lachlan: wheres the video??? I can't find it. It was here just a minute ago. Where the video????
Teacher: Stop fucking sullying and get on with your work
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 04, 2023
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 04, 2023