Michael of SoCal's definitions

jail

A place that makes your ass hurt.

People get buttfucked alot in jail.

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

asspirate

A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.

yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

bubba

the guy who wants to rape you in the ass in prison.

-bubba just got sean in the shower room after he dropped the soap!

-well bubba's not going to get me in the a-AAAAAH!!!

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

punk bitch

someoene in prison who takes it in the ass- hopefully nowhere else. see also bitch.

bubba:I'm comin' in dry!
punk bitch: can't we just cuddl-AAAAAH!!!

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

pillow biter

when someone is taking it up the ass, and can't handle it. so they bite a pillow, and scream into it.

there are a lot of pillow biters in a certain city, which shall not be named because they'll all give this a 'thumbs down'.

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

cocaine

a fun thing to do, especially at parties.

cocaine's fun, until you take too much... I don't like the black cars that drive you to your dirt nap...

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

pot

weed (something that's a fun thing to smoke).

fuck yeah, man! let's go smoke some pot!

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007