flatso

That flatso looks like my uncle Joe with long hair!
by Michael Hunt August 06, 2003
mugGet the flatsomug.

eat crow

What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."
Eat crow Johnny boy, and put some fucking Heinz Kerry ketchup on it!
by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005
mugGet the eat crowmug.

drew barrymore

Hasn't let her fans down yet? Are you fucking kidding? Have you seen - either "Charlie's Angels" or "50 First Dates"? Are you aware that she married the Canadian Retard, Tom Green? When has she NOT let down her fans?
A fan of Drew Barrymore is clearly on more drugs that Drew was at age 8, her highest drug-intake age.
by Michael Hunt March 15, 2005
mugGet the drew barrymoremug.

tricychloramine

An unusual combination of non-sequitors and metaphors derived usings a catalyst of nonsense. Ususally posts to message boards.
We would have had a mature, sophisticated discussion, but it was contaminated with tricychloramine.
by Michael Hunt May 13, 2005
mugGet the tricychloraminemug.

shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.
He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring
by Michael hunt November 23, 2015
mugGet the shit stirringmug.

lap flounder

a ripe, odiferous vagina
that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first
by michael hunt December 25, 2002
mugGet the lap floundermug.

the emo swoop

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.
After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.
by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005
mugGet the the emo swoopmug.