Eye Rape

Seeing something so vile and hideous that you feel like your eyes have been raped because you witnessed it.

Dude, I was eye raped by goatse.

by Michael Hunt February 02, 2005

pimp my ride

MTV's copycat version of the popular PBS show "Build me a Niggermobile."

Yo beeyotch!! They tooked my '72 Caddy & added a Landau roof & spinners. That she-it is tight, booyyeeeee!!

by Michael Hunt March 30, 2005

queer bait for the not straight

TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.

Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.

FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?

by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

eat crow

What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."

Eat crow Johnny boy, and put some fucking Heinz Kerry ketchup on it!

by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005

drew barrymore

Hasn't let her fans down yet? Are you fucking kidding? Have you seen - either "Charlie's Angels" or "50 First Dates"? Are you aware that she married the Canadian Retard, Tom Green? When has she NOT let down her fans?

A fan of Drew Barrymore is clearly on more drugs that Drew was at age 8, her highest drug-intake age.

by Michael Hunt March 15, 2005

Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.

jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.

by Michael Hunt April 05, 2005

Paris Hilton

(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name.

(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.

(1) Paris Hilton thinks they sell walls at Wal-Mart.

(2) See any picture of Paris Hilton.

by Michael Hunt January 03, 2005