Definitions by Michael hunt
queer bait for the not straight
TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.
Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.
Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.
FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?
queer bait for the not straight by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005
the emo swoop
the emo swoop by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005
eat crow
What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."
eat crow by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005
Paris Hilton
(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name.
(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.
(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.
Paris Hilton by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag
Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.
What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005