walking spanish

Ambulatory locomotion of the recipient of the bum's rush, involuntarily emulating a Flamenco dancer by dint of being simultaneously propelled forward and elevated at the seat of one's pants with one hand, and the scruff of one's neck with another. The expression recalls the supposed "custom of pirates, in the Spanish Main, of forcing prisoners wo walk while holding them by the neck so that their toes barely touched the deck." (Robert L. Chapman)
...and every Thursday night the hotel has a bloody cabaret in the bar, featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.
-- Monty Python's Flying Circus
by Michael Zeleny February 12, 2004
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Fertiloser

A chronic loser with an extra short life expectancy.
Hamas is breeding generations of fertilosers to enrich the soil of Palestine.
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S.W.I.S.S.

Salesmen's motivational acronym for "Sell What's In Stock, Stupid".
Boards bearing the logo S.W.I.S.S. can be found in the back rooms of Verizon stores across the U.S.A.
by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008
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shart

Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
by Michael Zeleny June 24, 2008
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C.T.D.

A medical acronym for "Circling The Drain", referring to a patient who is expected to die soon.
That P.P.P.P.P.T. is C.T.D.
by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008
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A.B.C.

Salesmen's motivational acronym for "Always Be Closing", the traditional slogan that emphasizes the need to be continually moving the customer towards agreement and action within sales discussions.
(Blake flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.)
Blake: A.B.C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing! A.I.D.A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A.I.D.A. Get out there! You got the prospects coming in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?
--Glengarry Glen Ross
by Michael Zeleny January 27, 2008
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enjo kosai

A form of "dating for assistance" or prostitution popular among Japanese high school girls dating middle-aged salarymen for money.
According to a recent survey of junior high school students in their final year, 17 percent thought there is nothing wrong with enjo kosai and 13 percent replied that they felt no reluctance in practicing it.
-- The Tokyo Weekender

I started doing Enjo Kosai my second year of high school. On most of my dates, I had sex. That's the weirdest thing I've ever done—meeting someone for the first time and screwing him the same day.
-- TIME, She's Only a Little Schoolgirl, as told to KATE DRAKE Kyoto
by Michael Zeleny February 12, 2004
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