lap flounder

a ripe, odiferous vagina

that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first

by michael hunt December 25, 2002

the emo swoop

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.

After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.

by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

tricychloramine

An unusual combination of non-sequitors and metaphors derived usings a catalyst of nonsense. Ususally posts to message boards.

We would have had a mature, sophisticated discussion, but it was contaminated with tricychloramine.

by Michael Hunt February 27, 2005

pimp my ride

MTV's copycat version of the popular PBS show "Build me a Niggermobile."

Yo beeyotch!! They tooked my '72 Caddy & added a Landau roof & spinners. That she-it is tight, booyyeeeee!!

by Michael Hunt March 30, 2005

Limey

A person who is:
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.

In other words, someone from England.

Limey fuck: "I say, old chap, I rode the tube to the loo and watched Anglegrinder Man rescue my car. Cheers."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."

by Michael Hunt February 02, 2005

Eye Rape

Seeing something so vile and hideous that you feel like your eyes have been raped because you witnessed it.

Dude, I was eye raped by goatse.

by Michael Hunt February 02, 2005

eat crow

What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."

Eat crow Johnny boy, and put some fucking Heinz Kerry ketchup on it!

by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005