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Noun
Blorsche - Pronounced Blore-shhd
What it would sound like / the sound it makes
* When you fail spectacularly and embarrassingly
* Having verbal diarrhea
Blorsche - Pronounced Blore-shhd
What it would sound like / the sound it makes
* When you fail spectacularly and embarrassingly
* Having verbal diarrhea
Blorsche - Noun
Hey, how was that Job Interview?
Ugh, Blorsche
Blorsched - Plural Noun
How did Tom do at his presentation?
Oh man, he Blorsched
Hey, how was that Job Interview?
Ugh, Blorsche
Blorsched - Plural Noun
How did Tom do at his presentation?
Oh man, he Blorsched
by Michael Fairmont January 24, 2023
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“That brand’s endless polls are pure contengagement—they’re built to rack up clicks, not to tell us anything new.”
by Michael Fairmont June 19, 2025
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“I tried to explain why the system doesn’t work for everyone, and they hit me with some Ignoralism like nonsense like, ‘Well, why didn’t they just comply?’”
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“I tried to explain why the system doesn’t work for everyone, and they hit me with some Ignoralism like nonsense like, ‘Well, why didn’t they just comply?’”
by Michael Fairmont January 26, 2026
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