Michael's definitions

Bird

1. Senator, National Hero opposed to the war mongers in the white house
2. a flying thing

All hail Robert Byrd!
look theres a bird flying

by Michael March 5, 2003

DumbAssItis

a viral infection of the brain which will never completely go away and appears randomly throught ones life

commonly referred to as DAI

The Presidential elections clearly defined even our countries leaders suffer from DumbAssItis.

by michael February 26, 2005

shitbanger

A man who butt fucks another man in a gay act.

You have to dads one of them is a shitbanger.

by michael October 27, 2003

Patheticity

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

by Michael November 13, 2003

Garff

a highly sophisticated person

he is the kind of Garff they are looking for on the community board

by Michael January 13, 2004

cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 6, 2004

spoon

1.my acquaintance, the mutated irish limited edition, deluxe one of a kind spoon.

2.Also the tick's battle cry.

3.Also inferior to the spork.

4.Inferior to the midget in minds

the mutated spoon, Nathan Carrick

by Michael March 30, 2005