MiKe's definitions

xenaverse

Used to describe things set in the universe of the show "Xena: Warrior Princess."

Ares is a god in the xenaverse.

by Mike July 26, 2004

Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.

That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!

by mike May 23, 2004

Hourglass effect

A side effect when the act in which two or more people engage in anal sex occurs. When a man inserts his penis into another's asshole, and then the person squeezes said asshole, the penis is then contorted into an hourglass shape. This is the hourglass effect

Bill: "Stop squeezing your asshole! You're givin' me in hourglass effect!"

by Mike November 13, 2003

pantyhose

Perhaps one of the greatest articles of clothing ever invented, for both men and women alike.

She wears pantyhose.

by Mike August 6, 2004

noshe

the word that is used to represent anything really cool or also used as swear words, also the action of doing something really good or even if you are beat up or beat something up.

1) Dude, go noshe off
2)Stumpy: Nick, you just noshed that jump.
3)Stumpy: Nick, you noshed your bike, whats that on the ground (plastic part of his radiator) "oh thats the throttle"
4)Stumpy: "MIKE!, go noshe on your raptor!"

by mike August 18, 2003

soup and salad

The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.

Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?

by Mike February 18, 2004

kv

A girl that is smoking hot and you would love to get with.

Damn, check out that girl man, I'd love to tap that ass, she is definately a KV.

by Mike February 17, 2004