MiKe's definitions

PPB

A pre pubescant bitch. Similar to a ppbt

Stupid bimbo girls who like to look for dickheads five years older then them so that they can date them on the internet.

by Mike May 9, 2003

wordable

to have the ability to place a concept or thought into words.

I love Leslie so much, it is not wordable.

by Mike June 9, 2003

philocracy

philocracy n (Gr. philos+kratos) - the rule of love; love as a governing principle of social life.

philocrat n - a person who believes in the power of love.

All authority is from God. God is Love. Hence love should be the ultimate authority.

"Philocracy" is not the same as "theocracy," the term by which the power of
church is usually implicated. What is commonly understood by "theocracy" would be better termed "hierocracy" - government by the clergy, ecclesiastical rule.The true theocracy is philocracy, since God is not clergy, God is love.

by Mike December 25, 2003

HBDD

as a noun: describes one's significant other. IM-ese; short for Honey-Bunch Darling Dearest. Often used sarcastically. Coined by user Rome on www.someidiot.com in August, 2003.

I wanted to buy a new boat, and HBDD was all for it, provided I move out with it.

by Mike December 8, 2003

t-bagging

When a girl lays on her back with her mouth wide open and you drop your balls in her mouth.

You'll never believe what I did to that girl from the club last night...I tea-bagged her!!!

by Mike July 3, 2003

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004

ripped

alcohol intoxication characterized by fun, eratic and/or wild behavior

dude.......we're soooo ripped!
I was so ripped that I fell off that big bitch!

by mike September 16, 2003