Shwag

Mediocre Pot.

I spent less and got scwhag, could have spent more and got dank.

by Mike January 13, 2003

shiznit

meaning to be cool, or awesome

amy is the shiznit, in our school.
adjective 2:
amy is the shiznitest person in the world.

by mike March 12, 2005

shiznit

a word porplexing the relativity that something else is "awesome"

amy is the shiznit, i met her not that long ago, but she is.

by mike March 12, 2005

Rumblebee

One who tries to be something he or she is not destined to be. The word originates from the great tale of the Rhino who wished to be a Bumblebee. He tried re-attaching his horn onto his ass after tearing it off his forhead, for the stinger, and also painting yellow and black stripes across his body. He went looking for a hive to meet Bumblebee friends, he found one but could not fit inside. When he tried, the hive came falling to the ground which resulted in all the Bumblebees giving the imposter painfull stings all over his body. He then washed off the paint, and put his horn back where it was supposed to be, and went back to his Rhino friends. He was teased and called a Rumblebee for the rest of his lifetime, and that is how the word came about.

Elaine was being a real Rumblebee today, did you see how she was trying to be a punk like Dennis? That is so not her style.

by Mike June 27, 2004

elephant's instep

The best of something, something that is excellent. Originally coined as a sarcastic rejoinder to bee's knees

"How are you?"

"Oh, I'm the bee's knees. The elephant's instep, if you would."

"Jolly good!"

"Right-oh, let us giggle uncontrollably while eating these buttered crumpets!"

"Ah HA ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!"

by Mike October 29, 2006

5ocho

anything you want it to be

That was very 5ocho.
5ocho you buddy!

by mike May 19, 2004

Bloody Bruce

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.

After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.

by Mike November 28, 2003