MiKe's definitions

Gaah!

A exclamation of delight while being gang-banged.

Lucy gave a Gaah! when the penis was inserted into the anus.

by Mike January 6, 2005

Punish the Porcelain

To take a nasty dump.

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!

by Mike December 15, 2003

unit

A unit is seven hundred grams of heroin, coke, etc.

My Eyetalian friend promised me a unit straight off the boat this week. I can't wait.

by Mike November 24, 2006

king of the thing

In context to the song king of the thing by O.A.R.
There is a kink...and this thing that the song speaks of is the throne that the king sits on in the third line of the song. Some may say that you can't be king of a throne. But I say why not. Some beleive this king is the king of India because O.A.R. has a t-shirt that depicts this king as being Indian...hense the turban. And he is sitting on a throne. So what i say it this thing is an Indian throne

Indian: What is the king in the song King of the thing by OAR the king of? What thing?
Indian: The throne DUH

by Mike June 26, 2006

Haz

Haz is the nickname for hayley.
Haz is a girl with blonde hair, green eyes and a smacking personality. Haz has no fun without a smle on her face and my god...whjat a figure

Josh: "Oh my god, who the hell is that"
David: "Thats the new hayley girl i was talking to you about"
Josh: "Jesus shes one fine gal"

by Mike April 21, 2005

dred

bad minded, bad, cruel.

You dred boss.

by Mike August 16, 2003

papercutted

When your in the IT field and you paper cut yourself and show it off.

Oh no! I papercutted myself!

by Mike April 6, 2005