MiKe's definitions

acceleraphobia

Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. It's simply the rate at which one arrives at that speed that causes discomfort. Therefore, someone with a fear of acceleration can quite comfortably travel at 70 mph on a motorway, but they're not going to floor the accelerator in first gear, because that's just stupid and only morons drive like that.

Travelling from 0 to 30 mph by flooring the accelerator in first gear and reving up the engine on purpose to make a noise like a complete and utter twat.

by Mike May 13, 2005

merow

Almost like meow. Said by teens who have nothing fun to say in canada.

The bored girl in Canada said "..merow??"

by Mike June 23, 2004

shovelhead

see shovel-head

you dumm shovelhead

by mike June 30, 2004

chidub

slang term for chill.
chi -dub- double L

yo man chi dub.
chidub from the feet up.
im just chidub'in

by mike August 1, 2003

pick up line

a normally bad way to pick up girl

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.

by Mike December 28, 2005

Chatty McChatterson

A mock name given to a person who continually talks when no one wants to hear it.

Hey Chatty McChatterson, shut your trap!

by Mike March 2, 2005

Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike July 25, 2008