gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 08, 2005

philocracy

philocracy n (Gr. philos+kratos) - the rule of love; love as a governing principle of social life.

philocrat n - a person who believes in the power of love.

All authority is from God. God is Love. Hence love should be the ultimate authority.

"Philocracy" is not the same as "theocracy," the term by which the power of
church is usually implicated. What is commonly understood by "theocracy" would be better termed "hierocracy" - government by the clergy, ecclesiastical rule.The true theocracy is philocracy, since God is not clergy, God is love.

by Mike December 26, 2003

indulgence

A has-been game hacker who is now owned by his controlling girlfriend.

I asked indulgence to play starcraft with me but his girlfriend said he wasnt allowed.

by Mike January 16, 2004

Torence

The act of smashing ones penis into another mans nose so violently that the nostril splits open.

I was giving little Billy his first Torence when all of a sudden his nose ripped open....right after I came...

by Mike April 09, 2003

Orange Peels

When a girl and a guy do it raw dog

Like a guy and a girl

by Mike December 15, 2003

Geeb

Slimy, oily, messy "stuff". Like super thick, ten-year-old motor oil, or slime.

I found a hundred dollar bill in the trash but it was covered with geeb.

by Mike July 09, 2003

Boon

a person or object bearing similarities to the baboon

you sir, are a boon

by mike November 25, 2003