Mugulla

(n.) A stupid bastard.

You never take out the trash you lazy Mugulla.

by Mike January 19, 2004

badadas

mammary glands, chebs, bouncers, cannon balls, boulders, pillows, funbags

badadabadadabadada (the noise a decent-sized pair of bouncers will make if slapped from side to side, sounds like a boxer's speedball)

by Mike October 01, 2003

ripped

alcohol intoxication characterized by fun, eratic and/or wild behavior

dude.......we're soooo ripped!
I was so ripped that I fell off that big bitch!

by mike September 16, 2003

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004

gimli

The gay lover of legolas and Aragorn.

sorry girls you know its true.

Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)

(legolas has a thing about cheating)

by mike December 29, 2003

loan shark

Someone who offers incredibly high-interest loans to people that will never be able to pay them back. Loan sharks are among the most hated people on earth.

Loan sharks make a living off screwing people for life.

by Mike July 16, 2004

schmoo

Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground

Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head

by Mike November 06, 2004