Definitions by MiKe
philadelphia
philadelphia by Mike December 28, 2005
one night stand
On Sunday June the 12th of 2005 I had the best one night stand ever, ECW's One Night Stand. I didn't get an STD from that one night stand.
one night stand by Mike December 28, 2005
butterface
butterface by Mike December 28, 2005
DUFF
Designated Ugly Fat Friend/Designated Ugly Fat Fuck/Dumb Ugly Fat Friend
The infameous beer that Homer Simpson drinks on The Simpsons
a teenage pop star who has some talent but is over shadowed for being a "poseur"
The infameous beer that Homer Simpson drinks on The Simpsons
a teenage pop star who has some talent but is over shadowed for being a "poseur"
That girl is a TOTAL DUFF
Homer Simpson always drinks Duff beer.
Hilary Duff is alright but everyone calls her a "poseur"
Homer Simpson always drinks Duff beer.
Hilary Duff is alright but everyone calls her a "poseur"
deuces are wild
Guy #1: I got a full house Ace's over 2's.
Guy #2: No, that's a five of a kind, deuces are wild jack-ass
Guy #1: DAMN I am lucky! I will be taking that pot right now.
Guy #2: No, that's a five of a kind, deuces are wild jack-ass
Guy #1: DAMN I am lucky! I will be taking that pot right now.
deuces are wild by Mike December 28, 2005
Roshambo
Roshambo or Rochambeau: phonetic French for rock-paper-scissors.
Looser gets kicked or punched in a sensitive place (usually the nutt-sack for guys,boob for chicks)
Looser gets kicked or punched in a sensitive place (usually the nutt-sack for guys,boob for chicks)
A brother and sister play roshambo for use of the car tonight. The brother shows paper, while the sister shows scissors. Scissors cuts paper, Sister kicks brother in the nuts and takes off with the car.
Pretentious
To be pretentious is to make a claim or put on an act to:
A) Fit into a group.
B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.
Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:
i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.
ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.
A) Fit into a group.
B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.
Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:
i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.
ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.
a) Look I have the same boots as you now! That makes me a true Punk/Goth/Rocker/insert generic group name.
b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.
i) I am a goth I love HIM.
ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.
Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.
Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.
b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.
i) I am a goth I love HIM.
ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.
Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.
Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.
Pretentious by Mike December 28, 2005