MiKe's definitions

Kratchwell

a guy who gets massive dome

that girl gave kratchwell some sweet dome

by mike March 12, 2005

what doing

short for what are you doing today sir?

what doing? sitting. ob.

by Mike March 24, 2004

cock thrust

a move that can only be done by one man........martin walsh. its about the grossest thing ever seen

"god dammit marty stop doing that cock thrust."

by mike April 17, 2004

fumanchoo

Senor Fuman came from Spain and made his home in Choo, China. The odd facial hair grown in that region, with beginnings from Senor, is known as a fumanchoo.

Yo, man! Check out that pimp's fumanchoo!

by Mike September 22, 2004

femke

A feminine bastard that does mediocre tech support and has a chode. May sometimes get rashes in the armpit and groin from too much axe.

femke: "thanks for calling support.. can i have your login id?"

Customer: " Fuck! i got the femke!"

by mike January 17, 2004

avidominosis

(Latin videre, to see; cf. avitaminosis, vitamins deficiency)--the deficiency of visual impressions, hunger for new sights, landscapes, shows, spectacles, films, visual art, etc.

I need to go to the cinema. Because of my armchair way of life in the last months I've developed an avidominosis.

by Mike March 30, 2008

brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

by mike January 5, 2004