MiKe's definitions

meek

meek is a retarted way of saying mike or m33k is another way to spell it if your a tard ass

hi meek, meek is that u meek? meeee-eeek.

by mike November 11, 2004

Douv

A person that is too hood.

Peopl are often afraid to approach this individual because he is so hood.

Yo that drug dealer is way douv, he might shank you.

by Mike May 13, 2005

geeshkid

1. a phrase used to describe an unbelievable incident.

2. my jewish uncle

1. geeshkid, you're the best sex i've ever had.

2. uncle geeshkid tried to get me to temple but i did't feel like it.

by mike July 15, 2004

Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004

stinkbag

A womans vagina that smells so rotten it would knock a gorilla out

Man, have you smelled the stinkbag on Jake's mom? I had to go to the emergency room after taking a wiff of that thing!

by Mike March 10, 2005

Free2play

The most awesomest person alive.
He is so 1337

Free2play Is fucking awesome

by Mike May 30, 2004

elephant's instep

The best of something, something that is excellent. Originally coined as a sarcastic rejoinder to bee's knees

"How are you?"

"Oh, I'm the bee's knees. The elephant's instep, if you would."

"Jolly good!"

"Right-oh, let us giggle uncontrollably while eating these buttered crumpets!"

"Ah HA ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!"

by Mike October 29, 2006