MiKe's definitions

clowning around

To act as a clown would/like Chis and Pam Wollersheim

The boy who punched a hole in the wall was clowning around.

by mike August 1, 2003

the Red Green Show

A real man's show
That's all I can say

The Red Green Show is so cool, but if you don't like it, then you are not a man

by Mike January 20, 2005

Goombafied

Covered in slimy green substance

She fell in the lake and she got all goombafied

by Mike November 5, 2004

Whale

an attractive female (used in code)

Dayum!! Look at that whale

by Mike August 20, 2003

waf

Abbriviation for "What A Fag"

KIAL: Mike only paid for his share of lunch
ME: Waf!

by Mike June 10, 2003

Gateway fatty

A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser.

Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty!
Rick: But she's hot!
Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size!

by Mike March 19, 2008

Bloody Bruce

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.

After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.

by Mike November 27, 2003