MiKe's definitions

grocery hole

Another word for anus. I was derived from underwhere that had grocery shot in them(racing strips)

The turd was so big it about ripped my grocery hole.

by Mike March 31, 2005

putter

weapon of choice by Hinckle

Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.

by mike March 27, 2003

Division

Regional building in charge of CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit) (24)

The order had to be cleared by Division before CTU could proceed.

by mike September 26, 2004

The Legend of Mike

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.

Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.

by Mike October 14, 2004

Caffinated

Hyper, At full speed

Adj: He was crazy cafinated with that rhyme! similar to crunk

by Mike March 12, 2004

jeint

street name for cocaine; coke, blow, white,

"yo u wanna get down on that jeint?"

by Mike May 9, 2004

rolling stone

A "magazine" of advertisements, with the occasional article of value. A great example of corporate America using the entertainment industry as puppets to try and peddle their bullshit wares.

"Fuck Rolling Stone magazine."

by Mike August 26, 2003