metric system

A base 10 system of measurement the American public is too stupid to use.

see the 1960's-current

by mike February 13, 2004

hat dancing

a style of dance involving grabbing at the brim of your hat, or spinning your hat around your head, usually while doing the wordvancouver hopword

hat dancing was never cool

by mike August 06, 2003

aeg

it means that you own the person!

- scones was killed by mik's headshot!

"lewl" AEGD! totalt

by mike March 29, 2003

Elnaz

Some one that really really needs to get laid realllllllyyyyyyyyyyy bad......

EEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u can put ur finger in there.

by Mike March 09, 2005

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004

Shitpimple

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile

Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.

by Mike January 27, 2005

poseur

a stupid ass who trys to be somethin they arent

The preppy was a poseur becuase he dressed up like a punk when he listened to mozart like a lil pussy.

by mike August 11, 2003