MiKe's definitions

Mean girls

A movie that if i wasnt in a room full of people would off wacked off to.

Man those bitches r hott!!

by Mike May 2, 2004

shidduch

a match; a person who makes a shidduch is a shadchan

Dick and Jane would make a great shidduch. Hopefully they'll get married someday.

by Mike October 17, 2004

the saint

Sister "Saint" Elizabeth, a deputy of Dimick. She makes the slaves make stupid and pountless plays

aaaaaah! this is so God damn pointless!!!

by mike May 14, 2004

elephant's instep

The best of something, something that is excellent. Originally coined as a sarcastic rejoinder to bee's knees

"How are you?"

"Oh, I'm the bee's knees. The elephant's instep, if you would."

"Jolly good!"

"Right-oh, let us giggle uncontrollably while eating these buttered crumpets!"

"Ah HA ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!"

by Mike October 29, 2006

scrot rot

genital herpes

im sorry to say madame the results we took from your flange swabs you have scrot rot! we do have a cream to treat it tho!

by mike January 6, 2004

Free2play

The most awesomest person alive.
He is so 1337

Free2play Is fucking awesome

by Mike May 30, 2004

stinkbag

A womans vagina that smells so rotten it would knock a gorilla out

Man, have you smelled the stinkbag on Jake's mom? I had to go to the emergency room after taking a wiff of that thing!

by Mike March 10, 2005