MiKe's definitions

the charlie brown

to get your dick sucked while seated wearing roller blades

I got a charlie brown at the roller rink.

by mike July 4, 2003

silent football

A game played mainly by men. People sit in a circle and follow a strict code of rules. There are many rules and defining them here is in essence, against the rules. The game is lost by accumulating the most points. The loser usually must complete a task decided by the other players of the game.

After playing a game of SF mike had to strip and start singing.

by Mike June 21, 2004

M3

Motorsport version of BMW's 3 Series. What ever other luxury sport car strives to be.

"Wow, I want an M3!"

by Mike August 2, 2003

louis farrakhan

The leader of the Nation of Islam who was at one time the understudy to Malcolm X and who rebuilt the NOI after the death of Elijah Muhammad. Farrakhan uses the teachings of Elijah Muhammad to teach and promote unity amongst black people and puts high emphasis on their advancement and potential upliftment.

Louis Farrakhan is the leader of the Nation of Islam.

by Mike January 18, 2005

Dually Twolliez

In poker, Texas hold em mainly, when one is dealt a hand of a pair of 2's

"ok, i call your all in, what do you have?"

"DUALLY TWOLLIEZ BITCH!!"

"AWWWW FUCKKK!!"

by mike September 14, 2004

geeshkid

1. a phrase used to describe an unbelievable incident.

2. my jewish uncle

1. geeshkid, you're the best sex i've ever had.

2. uncle geeshkid tried to get me to temple but i did't feel like it.

by mike July 15, 2004

Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004